October 2009
1 post
HOLLAWEENIE :D haha,
Fried Tofuuu: DUUUDE
Fried Tofuuu: I just pulled
Fried Tofuuu: my halloween costume
Fried Tofuuu: out of my ass
Fried Tofuuu: in 5 minutes.
Fried Tofuuu: xD
babydoll bre: WHAT IS IT?!
Auto Response from Fried Tofuuu: Doing my homework, for once.
babydoll bre: Sorry, i was foing hw tooo,
babydoll bre: *doing
Fried Tofuuu: Haha it's cool.
Fried Tofuuu: I was figuring out my costume haha
Fried Tofuuu: Im wearing
Fried Tofuuu: nerd glasses
Fried Tofuuu: a sweathead
Fried Tofuuu: and a scarf thing
Fried Tofuuu: with my one gaia hat
Fried Tofuuu: with a sharpie moostachhh.
Fried Tofuuu: im gonna be my weirdo twin.
Fried Tofuuu: (:
babydoll bre: Haha, that's cuuute. Ima be a cowgirrrl!
Fried Tofuuu: Thats even cuter! D:
Fried Tofuuu: I want cowboy boots.
Fried Tofuuu: OH!
Fried Tofuuu: And im gonna wear a flannel tshirt
Fried Tofuuu: and levis
Fried Tofuuu: with my fucked up vans
Fried Tofuuu: and im gonna have a calculator in my pocket
Fried Tofuuu: and my pants raised hella high
Fried Tofuuu:
Fried Tofuuu: So im gonna basically be a dork.
Fried Tofuuu: :]
babydoll bre: Imma have a mini skirt, plaid shirt, white stockings, cowGIRL boots, and ima curl my hair (:
babydoll bre: Haha
Fried Tofuuu: CUUUUTE D:
Fried Tofuuu: I need white stockings
babydoll bre: and a white undershirt but yeah haha.
Fried Tofuuu: Haha
babydoll bre: YOU NERDDD! Hahaha
babydoll bre: you have to snort when you laugh and talk w a nasaaaal voice lol
Fried Tofuuu: HAHAHAHA
Fried Tofuuu: I will
Fried Tofuuu: and it'll be obnoxious too.
Fried Tofuuu: ;]
babydoll bre: Haha people are gonna haaaate you! lol
babydoll bre: theyre gonna be all, "stfu you neerd!"
Fried Tofuuu: And im gonna be like
Fried Tofuuu: "YOU WANNA HAVE A CALCULUS RAP BATTLE, NIGGER BITCH?!"
Fried Tofuuu: Hella nerdy.
Fried Tofuuu: HAHAHAHAHA
Fried Tofuuu: XD
babydoll bre: HAHAHAH, ima tumblr this roooofl.
Fried Tofuuu: HAHAHAHAHA
Fried Tofuuu: XD
August 2009
8 posts
COMPUTERCLASS. :D
S;”Oh my gawd, i look like i man”.
E;”I know! So do i”.
S; Yeah, w/ your penis hair”.
E;”Shut up, skank”.
S;”I’m gonna put this on my myspace & caption it- ‘we’re men’”.
E;”Oh god”.
I LOVE FIRST PERIOD W/ EMMAHONEA<3.
“You could tell a day is great when you wake up, look at yourself in the mirror...”
– Aubree, ha.
dear tumblr.
i just wanted to say goodnight,since i havent tumblred w/ you in awhile. :D haha. i will definately post SOMETHINGG tomorrow, promise.
night nxggas.[;
i dont like punch anymore
nuff said.
This is dedicated to you,
My life isn’t a big wonderful splash of sunshine. I’m not always happy; sometimes I’d like to kick people’s asses. I’m not who I say I am or how I feel most of the time. I don’t tell people my true feelings cause I’m so guarded up over my past it’s like I can’t trust NO ONE. I can’t believe NO ONE. Cause if I let down my gaurd, I’ll...
The Assumption song.
Fried Tofuuu: DUDEEEE.
Fried Tofuuu: WATCH THIS;
Fried Tofuuu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TywmpMQYojs&feature=player_embedded
Fried Tofuuu: AHAHAH
Fried Tofuuu: YOURE GONNA HELLAAAAA LOVE IT!
babydoll bre: HAHAHAH EVERYTIME I THINK THEYRE GONNA SAY SOMETHING THEY SAY SOMETHING ELSE, UGH XD
Fried Tofuuu: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I KNOWWW!
Fried Tofuuu: XDDDDDDDD
Fried Tofuuu: I LOVE IT
babydoll bre:
C U Next Tuesday...eh?
AndNowTheKingdomCome (1 hour ago) -
I get everything but the
'....big fence out front,
if he asked her politly she'd show him her______" ?
0: 57
babydoll bre: LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
Fried Tofuuu: HAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Fried Tofuuu: CUNT
babydoll bre: HOW DO YOU NOT GET THAT?! HAHAHAHA.
Fried Tofuuu: Haha cus' a lot of people dont know that word ):
Fried Tofuuu: We only do 'cus of jeffree star.
Fried Tofuuu: HAHAHAHA!
babydoll bre: OMFG
babydoll bre: TWITTER // TUMBLR MOMENT! I CALL ITTT
Fried Tofuuu: HAHAHHHA already have it on my status
babydoll bre: .. STILL D<
Yeah, I'm dumb. Ohwell.
July 2009
12 posts
LOL . I wanted it .
babydollBRE: Lets have Tumblr moment so I could have something to write about. XD
babydollBRE: HAHAHAHA .
Fried Tofuuu: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! Allright.
Fried Tofuuu: I like playing with my....
babydollBRE: PINKY ERECTIONNN ;D
babydollBRE: Ew. Wait..
babydollBRE: Ew. THATS FUCKING NAAAASTY.
babydollBRE: XD
Fried Tofuuu: NO BITCH! My toy gun named Andrew!
Fried Tofuuu: HAHAHAHAHAAHHA!
Fried Tofuuu: XD
babydollBRE: HAHAHAHAHAHA ! XDDDDDD
babydollBRE: Tumblrrrrr is calling meeee !
babydollBRE: xp
i realized
i officially have no life.
I figured out i have no life..
Because I have resorted to having allnighters by myself.
My mom calls me a vampire.
ohgod. what have i done? D:
My mom is funny ?
Salai: I smell like a man!
Mom: You didn't put any deoderant on?
Salai: .. No, im wearing that Lightblue D&G..
Mom: Oh, cause I was gonna say go put some on if you do.
WOW. haha.
NIGGUHSAYWHAAAT?!
Fried Tofuuu: HELL YEAH! All that shit & more ma'nigguhhh! Ahaha xD
Fried Tofuuu: I love that word
Fried Tofuuu: Nigga.
Fried Tofuuu: Nigga.
Fried Tofuuu: Nigga.
Fried Tofuuu: I hope i don't get shot one day ._
Fried Tofuuu: *._.
babydollBRE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH !
- oh god, did i miss you. : )
I laahv him . [ saving no comment. ]
“Oh my goodness Salai, you give me hope :] Like, unconditionally. Mrs. Dr. Phil forreal, lol except with a hotter not whitetrash version of him. <3” This would be my favourite quote as of - 4:07:11 PM,wens.July15th’09 ♥
HIZZACK’D*
elle s’appelle salai brecia & trust me, she’s classy, a mixed breed, &a strong willed lady. niggas, don’t...
OHAY -
- Woke up & and felt as if someone had twiste dmy neck around D:
it hurts so baaad.
- Walked downstairs & got annoyed at my Grandma cause she wanted to let the cat in ; bitch was awake & downstairs longer then anybody so she coul’ve done it herself.
- Jasmine called and said something about dude’s & penises so I hung up.
- Got a call from Keke saying...
Ever wondered why your pet gets horny watching...
BREEH: I'm too cool for talking ;D omfg. MY DOG IS IN HEAT ! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ! thefaaaawk. how does a dog gets so horny watching animal planet?
KAAAI: Hahahah forreal! & wthell? Hahaha your animals are crazy!
BREEH: I should search it up.
BREEH: Q ; why did my dog get in heat watching animal planet ?
BREEH: A ; because animal planet is like free porn for animals .
BREEH: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! xD
KAAAI: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THAT'S HILARIOUS!
BREEH: xD LOL . I know right ? Hahahaha (x
BREEH: I crack myself upp sometimes, roofl.
KAAAI: Ahahaha FREE ANIMAL PORN,3
KAAAI: *
Everything's changed since '07 -
I remember a long time ago me & my bestest where completely against drugs and drinking , & having sex too early .
Butshit . Look at us now , & we could tell you we’ve done it all .
I guess I’m still pretty shocked , it never really hit me until yesterday . We where just talking about it and it just smacked me across the face . It was like .. “I did all that ?...
Ugh .
There’s too much smoke in the air, and it’s killing me. Majorfuckingheadache.
Don't you see what you've done to me?
Well, I don’t really rant about anything or anyone, but today - well, yesterday, I realized some things that pissed me the f’uck off to no f’ucking end.
Why the hell did I crack under pressure? I always told myself I wouldn’t have sex till I was damn sure & MOHERFUCKING READY. I always told myself that if I did do it, I’d regret it for awhile.
It’s been...